The brain itself feels no pain

You don’t tip?

Funny, how?

Is this your pen?

Where do you want to take the shoot?

.. In the hand or in the foot?

“I’m a dog chasing cars”

Two-Face: It was your men, your plan!
The Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just… do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon’s got plans. You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say… Ah, come here.
[takes Dent's hand into his own]
The Joker: When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I’m telling the truth. It’s the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and look where that got you.
[Dent tries to grab the Joker]
The Joker: I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know… You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it’s all “part of the plan.” But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
[Joker hands Two-Face a gun and points it at himself]
The Joker: Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair!
[still holding the gun, Two-Face pauses and takes out his coin]
Two-Face: [showing the unscarred side] You live.
The Joker: Mm-hmm.
Two-Face: [flips, showing the scarred side] You die.
The Joker: Mmm, now we’re talking.

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Brick Top warns about Pig Farmers

What do you want?

Billie Frechette: What do you want?
John Dillinger: Everything. Right now.

From the original script of Public Enemies

Boy, you are in a hurry

BB: What is it exactly what you do?
JD: I’m John Dillinger. I rob banks.
BB: Why did you tell me that? You could have made up a story.
JD: Well, I’m not gonna lie to you.
BB: That’s a serious thing to say to a girl you’ve just met.
JD: I know you.
BB: Well, I don’t know you. I haven’t been any place…
JD: Well, in some of the places I’ve been is hard. Where I’m going, a lot better. Wanna come along?
BB: Boy, you are in a hurry…
JD: If you were looking at what I’m looking you would be in a hurry too.
BB: It’s me they’re looking at this time.
JD: You’re beautiful!
BB: They’re looking at me because they’re not used to having a girl in their restaurant in a 3$ dress…
JD: Listen, doll… That’s ’cause they’re all about where people come from. The only thing important is where somebody’s going.
BB: Where are you going?
JD: Wherever I want!

All you Need to Know

John Dillinger: I was raised on a farm in Morrisville, Indiana. My mama ran out on us when I was three, my daddy beat the hell out of me cause he didn’t know no better way to raise me. I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars, whiskey, and you… what else you need to know?